Date Everything is here to sweep you off your feet for Pride Month

You know, back when I played My Horse Prince and PacaPlus for the first time, I thought the dating sim genre had truly reached its peak. After all, what could compete with a human-faced horse feeding you sushi or that sweet alpaca’s “beautiful long hari”? Well, how about sharing a tantalizing tostada with a toaster? A quick romp in the sheets with the bed you sleep in every night? Or perhaps going steady with the floor beneath your feet? Well, I gave all of that a try for the purposes of this Date Everything review. I know, I know, I’m a true warrior. Date Everything begins with you starting a new remote customer service job with a soulless megacorporation called Valdivian. And promptly getting yourself fired the same day. Well, not quite fired. Due to some legalese, you actually find yourself furloughed after Valdivian replaces you with the AI that you’ve been unknowingly training. Ouch, that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it? Luckily, it’s not all doom and gloom, as a mysterious package soon arrives on your doorstep. Shortly after, you receive a message from an anonymous benefactor called tinfoilhat, who informs you that you’re now the proud owner of the Dateviators - a rose-tinted pair of glasses that allows you to Directly Acknowledge a Thing’s Existence (D.A.T.E.). Continue reading Date Everything is here to sweep you off your feet for Pride Month MORE FROM POCKET TACTICS: Date Everything! guide

Jun 13, 2025 - 12:30

Date Everything is here to sweep you off your feet for Pride Month

You know, back when I played My Horse Prince and PacaPlus for the first time, I thought the dating sim genre had truly reached its peak. After all, what could compete with a human-faced horse feeding you sushi or that sweet alpaca’s “beautiful long hari”? Well, how about sharing a tantalizing tostada with a toaster? A quick romp in the sheets with the bed you sleep in every night? Or perhaps going steady with the floor beneath your feet? Well, I gave all of that a try for the purposes of this Date Everything review. I know, I know, I’m a true warrior.

Date Everything begins with you starting a new remote customer service job with a soulless megacorporation called Valdivian. And promptly getting yourself fired the same day. Well, not quite fired. Due to some legalese, you actually find yourself furloughed after Valdivian replaces you with the AI that you’ve been unknowingly training. Ouch, that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it?

Luckily, it’s not all doom and gloom, as a mysterious package soon arrives on your doorstep. Shortly after, you receive a message from an anonymous benefactor called tinfoilhat, who informs you that you’re now the proud owner of the Dateviators - a rose-tinted pair of glasses that allows you to Directly Acknowledge a Thing’s Existence (D.A.T.E.).

Continue reading Date Everything is here to sweep you off your feet for Pride Month

MORE FROM POCKET TACTICS: Date Everything! guide